ELECTRIC

I AM NOT AFRAID OF A ONE NIGHT STAND.

There I said it, and I don't even feel bad about it.

It's been awhile since I've even felt the warmth of a body cuddled next to me, or a set of puckered lips tasting my own, and i HATE it. So, if you don't want to hear me talk about it, go read a blog about fishing or something.

I was born with two, count em, two weaknesses. One is food. Given my slender frame, most wouldn't think that I eat like a horse.

(I was so hungry, I ate a whole one once.)

I adore food. I love every aspect of it.

The color, the texture, the smell, the whole process of cooking it. Yum.

The second, is skin, and this ladies and gentlemen,

is where I get into trouble.

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Some of you may be saying to yourselves,

"Christopher, i don't understand what you mean by skin,

could you please enlighten us, because we are terribly curious?"

The female human body, is one of the sexiest and most fascinating things on this earth.

I see hundreds of them everyday.

Some in cars.

Some on the streets.

Some at the store.

Some at the bank.

Some catch me staring.

Mind you they all aren't the same, no no. Some are curvy, like a winding road that I'd like to drive. Others are skinny and straight, like a tree I'd like to climb. Then there are the select few, who have curves where I like em, and long straight lines elsewhere.

Let me break it down for you...

Eyes...who cares?

Legs...yes.

Butt...yes.

Hair...preferably.

Chest...I'm not picky.

BOOBS, DO NOT MAKE OR BREAK A GIRL.

I can go with or without em, so stop stressing about them ladies...sheesh.

Lips...oh man. I'm picky about these. I need full, soft, succulent, pouting lips.

"Christopher, I'm still confused as to where this is going."

Be patient.

I was born with somewhat of a wild side. Shocked right? God blessed me with many wonderful traits. Having said that, he also leveled things out with a lot of, these could be trouble, traits. He gave me a very curious mind, and a greater understanding of the female thought process. Now you're really shocked aren't you?

A pair of hands who have minds of their own,

and a terrible vulnerability when lips approach my ear area.

Have I made some poor decisions? Yes. Am i ashamed?

Not as much as I should be.

I won't hide it from people,

but some things are special and should be kept private right?

Right.

Guys who brag are classless.

How do things go down? Something like this...

We have been hanging out for awhile. We are cuddling on the couch or something, and you whisper in my ear. BOOM. Such a turn on.

Next you keep looking at my lips...I don't have some dinner leftover in my teeth or something do I? You get closer, and I can't take it anymore.

You go 10, and I'm going 90.

ELECTRIC.

Goosebumps.

Short of breath.

Eyes closed tight.

Chemistry, can turn a mediocre night into a fireworks display.

The feeling you get when you touch lips with someone you care about for the first time, is so magical, that i won't even try to describe it for fear of ruining it. Some aren't so lucky when the first kiss sparks, and they would rather forget it. I however was one of the lucky ones.

Now that we are kissing, let's turn things up a notch. I might tug on your ear, play with your hair, bite your lower lip...it all depends on the signals you're flashing, after all I'm following your lead. I'll take over when I'm good and ready, but just know, you take my shirt off, you better be prepared to lose yours as well.

Do i move fast? NO.

Sometimes, I'm just trying to keep up.

That's as far as I'll go.

I don't know much, but i do know this, exploring the skin of someone, can be one of the most special, or one of the most disrespectful things you can ever do.

Respecting a woman,

will do more than thousands of dollars ever could.

I don't know how a dude, can be attracted to another dude. It could be because I haven't experienced that. Sure I have man crushes, Johnny Depp, Brandon Boyd, and John Mayer to name a few. Admiring them is as far as it goes...

OK maybe I want to hang out with them for a day, but that's it!

The silhouette of a female is breathtaking. Male anatomy is less than graceful to say the least, but the lines of the female body...wow.

Men were God's rough drafts, the woman however, his masterpiece.

Now I'm no sexual pervert, or horn dog. Writing this is defiantly a stretch for me i assure you. I'm merely admiring the structure and attractiveness of the ladies in this world.

Now, sometimes we find ourselves in positions, where attachment isn't wanted. You've been through it before and enjoy the single life. Just because you are single, doesn't mean your desires go away. It only means you have to be particularly careful

about how you go fulfilling them.

Sometimes, we get lucky and find someone in the same boat we are.

No strings attached. Awesome.

Now and then, friends go from good friends, to "go to friends." This of course can lead to awkward interaction, and loss of friendship.

No bueno.

Other times we choose wrong, and are stuck with a leech for a month or two, and these can be messy situations. Someone, like it or not, is gonna get hurt.

Point being, I wouldn't mind a one night stand. I'm not talking about hittin' a home run here, maybe just a little lip action and cuddle time. Is that wrong?

We all want that feeling of being wanted. Even if it's just for one night.

Right?

Ladies, why are you so CRUEL to me?