"i hate girls." October 1st 2010
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the facebook status is nothing more than a number contest. how witty can i be today? how many will think this is funny?
i myself, am guilty.
i myself, am guilty.
sheesh.
im considering deleting my facebook.
im considering deleting my facebook.
and id love for someone to talk me out of it.
(seriously though, please.)
(seriously though, please.)
id rather see a face than get a comment.
id rather shake a hand than get an email.
hell id even settle for a text over an instant message.
the window of human interaction is shrinking.
where have all the humans gone?
"CHRIS, why don't we ever hang out?! Sooooooon pleeeaassse! i miiiiissssssss yoouuuuuu."
gag me.
you haven't even tried you sneaky little skag.
not to mention, you used WAY too many vowels dummy.
not to mention, you used WAY too many vowels dummy.
facebook is a wonderful tool don't get me wrong.
wedding invites.
distant friends.
birthdays.
way cool pictures.
way cool pictures.
event invites.
hilarious youtube videos.
obsessing over someone you've never met...
stalking people you'd like to maybe but not really meet someday.
having a conversation on someone else's wall and that person thinks they are really cool until they find out its just two people talking for 3 days, buzz kill.
having a conversation on someone else's wall and that person thinks they are really cool until they find out its just two people talking for 3 days, buzz kill.
...its very hard to sense any genuineness through a computer screen.
i don't want girls stalking my page,(not bragging, they exist) then "texting" me when they find something contradicting, or troubling.
"WHAT THE HELL CAHRIS?"
pass the drama?....no thanks, i'm stuffed.
im done with the status that is trying to make me jealous, or want you back.
im done with the "public" backstabbing, and childish little revenge tactics.
insulting me to my face, isn't as easy as hiding behind your Macintosh, or whatever.
...guilty.
...guilty.
oh and don't even get me started on the facebook friend removal.
it's often more hurtful than an actual REAL LIFE friend removal.
you go to snoop around this ladies page, saddened your real life romantic entanglement didn't work out, and boom. you hit a wall of " YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO SNOOP DOGG."
salt in the wound.
you suck in reality AND cyberspace.
might as well go check my myspace.
how depressing is it logging onto facebook after a long trip, or absence, excited to see the going on's and whose missing you. you log in...and...NOTHING. that little red flag isn't flapping in your face. you DO NOT have 73 new notifications...not even sorry.
not even a comment on a comment.
NOT EVEN A DAMN "LIKE".
FML. im soooo unpopular.
oh well. im gunna upload my 832 pictures of my south dakota trip.
most i took of myself, holding my camera.
once again, guilty.
please don't forget me world.
my phone is on and ready to set up a real life meeting at happy sumo.
maybe i'm taking f-book for granted.
who knows what may happen.
i'm a analog player in a digital world.
i hope i can hold out and actually do what i've said.
im addicted to internet interaction.
how long will i last?
pray for me.
christopher's relationship status went from in a relationship, to single.
goodbye social network, it's been real...well...sorta.
"christopher" is no longer online(send as message)